Spongebob Squarepants- Who is this Captain!!!!?

Before I begin, I just want to put this disclaimer out there.... Im not high,whatsoever. I'm just weird and random. So to get to it, I decided to take a serious look at the lyrics of SpongebobSquare Pants Theme Song (okay really not a serious look). I love Spongebob with all my heart, but really what are we singing when the song comes on...Hmmmmmmm


Captain: Are you ready kids
(What should we be ready for captain? Is there something you're leaving out? Should my parents be contacted?)

Kids: I I Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.
(Why can't you hear us Captain? what are you doing that is making it so hard to hear us? Maybe you need to get a hearing aid.)
Kids: I I Captain

Captain: OHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(I wonder what will happen if someone didn't know who lived in a pineapple under the sea? would someone get hurt?)

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
(Who this is like a gift and curse that Spongebob has, he is pourous??? so in other words water will just filter through his body, he never have no water in his system, thats just not healthy! On the other hand he can filter water while trapping food)

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!




Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
(I think this was a low blow on the hush about Spongebob, we all know know Spongebob isn't the brightest person on the block, but did the Captain really need to say in so many words all that Spongebob speaks is nonsense!)

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
(Who does the Captain think he is! Why do I have to drop on the deck plus he wants me to flop like a fish, who does he think he is? Is he going to do it as well? What will happen if I don't do it? I think someone needs to put the Captain in his place!)
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!



Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!


My Thoughts:
I need to know about this SO CALLED CAPTAIN! Not only is he trying to boss kids around, he likes to talk down to Spongebob on the Low!