This has already in the first episode become my favorite show lol. Here are some of the famous first tweets of this show lol Hope you enjoy.
charlotteAsh I want to say 2 words to you. Just 2 words: zen tazers #lawman
RT @The_Gambit: On @wdsu @ScottWalker6 just did a story on Jeff Parish and no reference to Steven Seagal: Lawman. NEWS MEDIA FAIL #lawman
liprap @The_Gambit That ain't right. Hell, that ain't Zen.
liprap @The_Gambit Oh, NO! Zen and Dogs! Dogs and Zen! Oh, the HUMANITY #lawman
The_Gambit Now that #lawman is over, @ScottWalker6 wants us to switch over to @wdsu news. BUT
has @ScottWalker6 studied martial arts for 20 years? No.
NOCrimeExaminer Speed and technique, Shercole and Chris. Got it? #iketo
liprap @shercole He doesn't need the gun. He's got Zen On His Side. #lawman
chrisboudy He arrests u & then try 2 b ur friend #stevenseagallawman
@The_Gambit Steven Seagal: Lawman -- cleaning up Jeff Parish one brah at a time, brah. #lawman
WTF Steven Segal has the best eyes ever if he can see people driving in the dark drinking alcohol lmao #tasetime #lawman (via @shercole)
RT @The_Gambit Steven Seagal: Lawman lights up the Jeff Parish night with a T*A*S*E*R! #lawman
@The_Gambit Just like on "Cops" -- on Steven Seagal: Lawman, SHIRTLESSNESS = CRIMINALITY. #lawman
@CherieTNola "This gentleman is not a very good Zen practitioner." Steven Seagal #lawman
CherieTNola We're not worthy. #lawman RT @blathering: @CherieTNola I think because we do not exist in the same universe as Seagal.
charlotteAsh I want to say 2 words to you. Just 2 words: zen tazers #lawman
geauxgirl1 Chuck Norris may have to take a backseat to Steven Seagal #lawman
The_Gambit On @wdsu @ScottWalker6 just did a story on Jeff Parish and made no reference to Steven Seagal: Lawman. NEWS
The_Gambit "You can look at me like a movie star, or you can wipe that shit out of your head and say 'Steven Seagal can save my life." #lawmanMEDIA FAIL #lawman
RT @The_Gambit: I want to see Steven Seagal: Lawman apprehend a tranny prostitute named "Terry Parkway." #lawman
@YankeeMegInPHL: Steven Seagal expects his "perps" to have a Zen-like attitude? Oh, look! His partner is Ron Artest! #hennessy #lawman
brimayo "Johnny, I think these guys over here are drinking." Seagalvision never fails. #lawman
erwatters JP luvs the tazers! #lawman
RT @amberherself: FINALLY! Steven Seagal: Lawman. He calls the projects "the 'jects." He's THAT hardcore. #LAWMAN #SEAGA
Pistolette Confucious say, you must only teach martial art to portly eldermen. #lawman
brimayo "I had a flashback from 'Above the Law'" #lawman
@The_Gambit Steven Seagal: Lawman wears yellow-tinted sunglasses at night. At 3 am. On the Westbank. He rules. #lawman
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